You may be asking yourself, "self: what can I do if I want to join the Saracens, but I'm too good looking to spend 80 minutes playing in the mud?" If you are, wonder no longer. We have a membership option just for you.
A social membership with the Saracens gets you a subscription to The Sump, emails of upcoming events, a Saracens Social Membership card, a Saracens t-shirt (which we'll even order in your size), and of course, the pride that comes with belonging to the best club in the city— all for just $50!
Your self may be interrupting again to ask if this could possibly be true, in which case you should see a psychiatrist, but not before you talk to Rhonda about signing up. What are you waiting for?